Just rub it in, why don't you!
One of my co-workers told us about a message he saw posted on a British message board about Royal Mail. For people whose job does not involve postal systems, Royal Mail is the semi-governmental semi-monopoly that handles mail in the UK; it's a little like the USPS in the States.
The funny thing about the message had little to do with the mail: apparently the poster was saying that Royal Mail's standards have deteriorated because he can no longer pick up his mail at 9:30 AM, before he goes to work. Dude! You don't even have to leave for work until 9:30 and you're complaining about when your mail comes?
I bet he gets four weeks of paid vacation, too, and then complains about how that isn't enough.